Welcome to workplace survival mode!
Just hang in there.
It gets worse.
Sometimes, ambiguous corporate language can be frustrating.
I think the best way to cope is to quietly and internally translate what it really means - and in my world, such translation is liberating if it builds on humor and sarcasm.
The goal is not to fix anything. The goal is to just recognize it. And translate it.
If you attend meetings, you need this.
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We’ll assume you got promoted to management.
Glossary
Congrats, you've recognized "corporate" as a language, and now you're about to get fluent!
Sometimes managers and companies speak in riddles, and there really is no other glossary (that I know of) to help you work out what they mean.
But not to worry, soon I have suitable resources in place and am happy to help!
Spoiler alert: you may find some of it sarcastic.
